Diary+of+a+Wimpy+Kid

====**That slice of cheese has been on the asphalt since last spring. This might have dropped from someone's sandwich. Two days later, it started to rot and mould. Since then, nobody has been playing basketball in the basketball court, in which cheese is located, even though this is the only court which has a backboard with a basketbal net.**==== ====**Later, one guy, whose name is Darren Walsh, touched the cheese with his finger. By this way, the thing called "Cheese Touch" has started. It is like playing tag. The one, who touchs the cheese, has to live with this until he touches someone else.**====

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====**However, it is not easy to remember that a person has to go around by making his fingers like that all the time! So, after all, I glued my fingers to each other. I got D from calligraphy/ handwriting lesson** **,though, but never mind! It was worth it.**==== ====**The guy, called Abe Hall, became a victim of "Cheese Touch" last spring. The rest of the year nobody even got closer to him. This summer, Abe has moved to California. "Cheese Touch" has gone with him.**====

Written by Evrim GÖRDOĞLU

SEPTEMBER (page 7-8-9)

Wednesday

From it is beginning to end, it is a daybook not a diary. I am aware of what is written on the cover, but I had said to my mother that she shouldn’t buy something which is written ‘diary’ on the cover.

Ooff..It means I come to end if someone see this diary in my hand and he/she is carried away ideas that one has never been asked to do before.

Let’s shed light on to something: this is my mother’s idea not mine. However, if she thinks that I will write my emotions here or the other place, she is making a mistake. No one expects me to write, ‘Dear Diary, today I feel like in that way, Dear Diary, today I felt like in this way. I do as much as I can.

Only reason why I accepted that it is if I become rich or famous, I will have more important things than to answer people’s stupid questions. Then this diary will become a part of an activity.

As I said before, I will become famous one day, but now I have to be stick with group of the stupid people. I won’t pass without saying: I think the secondary school is an imbecilic idea that is invented the most stupid idea until this day. There are both children who can’t complete their development and gorillas who needs to get a shave.

And then people are curious about why violence is common at schools. If I were you, I would determine the class according to height, not an age. But then, children who are like Chirac Gupta were in the first grade.


 * Written by Ezgi**

However, I guess ı have made too much noise because after a while my father came down stairs and started to yell at me just because I was eating cerials.
I was shocked! After i understood what was going on, I told my dad that Rodrick hadplayed a trick on me. That is why he should yell at Rodrick not me.

Dad went to Rodrick's room to scold him. I followed him of course, I was looking forward to seeing what was gonne happen to my brother.

However, Rodric was sleeping. Since then my dad thinks I went crazy,I guess.

__**On Friday**__ Today, we are separated into readings groups in the school. Of course, they do not tell us whether we are in the advanced or beginning group.

However, of course when you look at the cover of the book you understand which group you are in.

When i learnt that hey put me in the advanced group, i was dissappointed, because it meant a lot of homework to me.

Indeed, I had done every thing for them to put me in the easiest group in the last year's final exam.

My mum has very close relations with the school minister. I am sure she came and wanted me to be in advanced group. Mum always says that I am a smart kid but I cannot show myself.

There is something that I have learnt from Rodrick; try to enable peaople not to expect too much things from you. Therefore, you can surprise them without doıing so many things.

Tuesday
===I don’t know whether I have mentioned before, but I’m perfect at computer games. No one in the classroom can take on me. I’m so ambitious. ===

Unfortunately, my dad doesn’t appreciate my talents. Whenever I go out and do something social, he scolds me.
===When he chews out since I go out again after dinner, I try to explain him the computer games. With the help of these computer games, I told them I can play the soccer without sweating and being sticky. ===

But as usual, he didn’t make any sense to him.
===My dad is usually intelligent, but I am suspicious about his common sense. I am sure that if he has a chance, he will smash my game machine. Hopefully, these machines are made protected against the parents. ===

SELMA GENC 1621077

(SAFTIRIK) DIARY OF A WIMPY KID

Page 10- 11 Today is the first day of school, and right now we're just waiting for the teacher to finish the seating chart as soon as possible. So, I thought I might as well write something in the notebook to pass the time instead of sitting idly. By the way, here is a piece of good advice for you: On the first day of school, you have got to be really careful about where you sit. You walk into the classroom and just throw your stuff down on any desk and the next thing you can hear the teacher saying: “I hope you all like where you're sitting, because these are your permanent seats.” ‘Oh noooo!!!’ So in this class, I had to stay with Chris Hosey in front of me and Lionel James at back of me. Jason Brill came late and almost sat to my right, but luckily I stopped that at the last second. ‘Is this seat taken?’ ‘Yes! Yes!’ Next semester, I should just find a sit in the middle of a bunch of chicks as soon as I step in the room. Though, this means that I didn't learn anything from last year.

<span style="color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">PAGE 12 - 13 <span style="color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">Guy, don't know WHAT is up with girls these days. It used to be a lot simpler in elementary school. if you were the fastest runner in your class, you got all the girls. <span style="background-color: white; color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">And in the fifth grade, the fastest runner was Ronnie McCoy.

<span style="background-color: white; color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">Nowadays, it's more complicated. Now, girls care about the kind of clothes you wear or how rich you are or if you have a cute butt or whatever. And kids like Ronnie McCoy are scratching their heads.

<span style="background-color: white; color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">The most popular boy in my grade is Bryce Anderson. The thing that really bothering is that I have ALWAYS been interested in girls, but kids like Bryce have only come around in the last couple of years. <span style="background-color: white; color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">I remember how Bryce used to be in elementary school.

<span style="background-color: white; color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">"Girls are stinky poos! <span style="background-color: white; color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">Yeah! <span style="background-color: white; color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">I don't think girls are stinky poos!"

<span style="background-color: white; color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">But of course now I don't get any credit for being at the side of girls all this time. <span style="background-color: white; color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">Like I said, Bryce is the most popular kid in our grade, so that leaves all the rest of us striving for being second. THE CHAMPION IS DEFINITE, WHO IS THE SECOND?

<span style="background-color: white; color: #ff0066; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt;">The best I can figure is that I'm somewhere around 52nd or 53rd most popular this year. But the good news is that I'm about to move up one step because Charlie Davies is above me, is getting his braces next week.